I’m giving you an Orgasm.

Ladies,

I’m sending you all a gift.

I’m sending you the gift of an orgasm.

It’s yours. No strings attached.

You own it now.

From here forward you all own your own orgasm.

Believe me, when I say this is going to change your sex life forever.

Now that you own your own orgasm you will never again have to wait for someone to give you one.

You are no longer going to need to lay back and wait, wishing, hoping.

No more crossing fingers and toes, maybe this time he’ll be right on the button, maybe today I’ll get over the line, maybe tonight he’ll give me those few extra minutes I need.

You see, once you own your own orgasm you decide when you’ll use it. How you’ll use it.

It’s an amazing, freeing experience. Powerful even.

You now have the possibility of exquisite pleasure right at your very own fingertips.

Now I know, some of you are going to feel guilty about this wonderful gift, please don’t. I want you to enjoy it. Take it, use it in every way you can think of, use it every day if you like, it won’t wear out, it will never get old and shabby.

As you may never have owned your own orgasm before I think I should probably give you some hints and tips for the care of your orgasm.

1.       Never allow anyone to tell you how, when or where you should use it. There are a million ways to use one, and you should work your way through the whole million to find the ways you like best.

2.       It’s yours to share as you will, with whoever you wish. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.

3.       Sometimes it’s lovely not to share. Feel perfectly entitled to use it for yourself, by yourself as often as you desire. In fact it gets better with use and learning to use it properly yourself allows you to share it in ways that you may not have previously thought of.

4.       Don’t be surprised when it shows up differently each time. It has many guises from gentle wave like undulations to fit like convulsions, it may last just seconds or it may go on for hours. (Yes, you read that correctly. HOURS!) Don’t be embarrassed about how it shows up. Every single variation is beautiful.

5.       Likewise, appreciate that sometimes you may be surprised at what makes it show up. You might discover you have a thing for men in pink panties and leg warmers, for oral sex in parks late at night or for the kid’s trampoline in the backyard (remember to use baby oil to avoid friction burns!). There is no right or wrong, only a million variations. Put no boundaries around it and your orgasm will repay you by showing up consistently.

6.       Your orgasm does need some time and attention. Not unlike a pet, it must be fed and nurtured. Please take the time to let it know it’s loved and accepted. This will probably mean you taking some time out for yourself. Long bubble baths, an afternoon nap, a Sunday sleep in. Lock the door and allow it to happen. Is there really anything more important than nurturing your orgasm?

Remember Ladies, you own it. It’s yours.

Decide how you’d like to use it and communicate that to the people in your life you’d like to share it with.